Horse riding

Harper: mama where is the baby horse?
Dawn: over there with the eye cover on.
Harper: oh, I see. ...where?
Dawn: ugh
B: grinning.

No like heat

After visiting the relatives...
P: why do gon gon and yipo live in hot places?

Back seat driver

P: are you taking the freeway?
K: yes
P: isn't it crowded? Can we take the toll road?
K: it won't take us there (sushi kula).
P: should we take the surface streets?
... On the freeway
P: look at all that traffic!! Where are the cops? Looks at those two cars bumped together.

Trick question

Me: how old is mama?
P: 8
K: never answer that question when a woman asks you that.
P: papa is 27

Cake Talk

P: mama, cake
Me: ??? eh???
P: don't worry, there is no more cake mama
Me: there is cake
P: z z z

North Pole

P: where does Santa live?
Me: north pole
P: did grandma see Santa?
K: no, she visited the south pole
P: did Allie and Meghan see Santa when they went up north?
K: no, they only went a little bit up north to San Francisco.