Breakfast

Me: why don't you finish your yogurt?
P: I can't finish it because I have inner peace.
Me: why?
P: I can't eat yogurt when I have inner peace.

Walk by conversation

A lost Angels game alway brings out the best of family.

Child: what is Siri?
Mom: she is that stupid lady on mom's phone who never works.

Baseball Game

P: Why is she singing Jack O Lantern?
K: No, it is the national anthem!

Question of the day

P: Is Hansolo a good girl or bad guy?

Mall

Me: which mall should we go?
K: you choose!
Me: why?
K: it's like me asking you which Star War conventions you want to go.
Me: is it that bad? B which mall do you want to go?
P: South Coast Closet please.

Ha ha ha. Okay

Marriage

P: I want to marry one day.
K: Who do you want to marry?
P: Mamma
Me: awwwwwww

Who Is That?

Recently p watched Star Wars at home and learned some of the different people in the movie. While waiting in line for Star Tour:

k: (pointing up at a character) who is that on the space ship?
p: Darth Vader.
me: HA HA
k: (calmly) that's R2D2!