Consistency

p: mama I have something important to show you. Come follow me.
me: okay (running behind)
p: I found this flower for you. I want to give you this pretty flower.
me: (feeling all warm and fuzzy) awww thank you. Don't pick it. Let it stay as-is so it will last longer.

Bright idea

While driving by a Buddhist temple...
p: (pointing to the temple) is that kung fu panda?
me: yes there is panda there. Hmm... We should sign you up in Chinese school and martial arts so can be a kung fu panda. Maybe you'll get inner peace.

So Star Wars begins...

me: who is you favorite character in Star Wars?
p: manolio
me: ...
k: obi one canobi
me: how do you spell obi one canobi?

silence...

Hair Gel

k: I have to stop by CVS to get hair gel
p: you put that in your hair like Ursula? (hands motioning upward above his head)

HA HA HA

Drinks

p: I am drinking my hot tea (pretending)
me: good idea I want some too
p: okay mama get some hot tea from the fridge
me: oh okay (laughing inside)

Hurry hurry

me: hurry up, eat faster
p: (munch slowly on the tomato)
k: he is eating! (giving me the evil eye)

Silence...

p: chill mama

HA HA HA

Chant

Teeko teeko taco ya ya ya. Say this while hopping with one leg.

Birthday

me: do you know how old is grandpa?
p: six
me: he is a little older. He is 75.
p: ...
p: wow that's a big, big number.

Conversation

p: I want to be a sister or a brother when I grow up.
me: you should be a brother not a sister.
p: I want to be a sister.
me: tell your papa that.
p: can I have a baby when I grow up?
me: why?
p: because I want to take care of it.
me: awww

Clarification

Keiko: does every pork have a chop?
Me: what?!

Smoothie Love

A special birdie friend shared these yummy recipes with me...

The OG Bowl
Blend: apple juice or soy milk, acai, bananas, strawberries
Top: granola, bananas, honey

Sharks Cove
Blend: apple juice or soy milk, acai, bananas, strawberries
Top: granola, bananas, strawberries, blueberries, goji berries, honey

Maui Sunrise
Blend: coconut milk, pineapple juice, acai, blueberries, strawberries, mango
Top: granola, bananas, strawberries, blueberries, coconut shreds, honey

Diamond Head
Blend: apple juice or soy milk, acai, bananas, blueberries, celery, spinach
Top: granola, bananas, strawberries, blueberries, honey

Off the Wall
Blend: guava juice, acai, bananas, strawberries, dark chocolate
Top: granola, bananas, kiwi, coconut shreds, honey

DaKine
Blend: chocolate soy milk, acai, bananas, strawberries, peanut butter
Top: granola, bananas, almond slices, honey

Banzai Bowl
Blend: apple juice or soy milk, acai, papaya, banana, strawberries
Top: granola, bananas, strawberries, blueberries, kiwi, bee pollen, coconut shreds, honey