Look Papa

While on our nth time on the Legoland Fairy Tale Brook boat, another aha moment occurred after we passed the castle scene where the prince kissed the sleeping princess.

p: she has big boobies
k: ha ha ha

Swimming

p: I want to swim one day
me: Why? Pool is dirty. It like a tub of dirty water.
p: I don't want to swim in the water.
me: How are you going to swim if you don't want to get into the water?
p: I don't want Shamu to eat me!
me: Oh okay. I can teach you skating then.

Eclipse

This is the second time looking at this car and seriously wanting to buy it. I have been taking the back seat on getting the car I want. Will this happen? Who knows. I truly like the look of it and how it drives.

Honestly, I feel bitter.

Free ICEE From Above

It is not every day we get to enjoy ICEE in the middle of the night.

St. Patty Wisdom

p: I want inner peace
me: say what?
p: I want inner peace like the Panda
me: oh I see, that would be great

Counting 1, 2

Grabbing himself in the bathroom...

p: I can count one two. I have two balls.
me: (in shock and not knowing what to say) ugh, how do you know they are balls and only two and not three or four?
p: ha ha ha one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. I have eight.

Incentives Gone Wrong

p: papa gives me a koala treat when I don't listen at school.
me: oh really!
p: can I get one today?
me: nope, you get what I give you.
p: (calmly walked away)
me: (phew!)

FYI

p: I want to tell you something.
me: okay
p: I want to do what I want to do and when I want to do it.
me: (thinking to myself) f-uck!

Workplace Tour

Took today off to chauffeur Peanut visiting the workplaces. He behaved extremely well and kept quiet during the visits. He liked my workplace because there were more people there. He liked Elim the best because Elim gave him a slinky and was very friendly.

Windmill

After seeing a windmill by an outlet mall, peanut wanted to recreate it on paper. I added the squirrel just because.

Most Beautiful Flower

p: I got this special flower for you.
me: (holding back my tears) This is for me? Where did you find it?
p: I found in the grass and I want to give this to you.